"Very skill. Much good. So Nick. Wow."
-Me, upon observing my classmate Nick's astounding failure to kick a ball
Me: "I ship Amazon with Google!"
Jason: "Googazon! Or Amazoogle! Amazoogle. That's it!"
Me: "Amazoogle 5 ever!"
-Me and my friend Jason after my history teacher went off on some tangent about Amazon, Google and international shipping
Me: "I hate it!"
Dad: "What?"
Me: "Everything!"
-When I had an emotional moment due to the utter boredom that is school
Cooper: "I'm entitled to my own opinions."
Me: "Yeah, it's just that they're wrong."
-Me and my friend Cooper after he decided to insist that Frozen was a terrible movie
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