"You need to draw your marijuana leaves better. They look like little Christmas trees!"
-My history teacher, to a classmate
"This is my Triangle Sally* impression!"
-A friend, while dancing and playing an invisible triangle
*It's a series of SNL skits that's actually really funny when there's no reason it should be.
"My mother married a hand model, so that she could have me and I would have perfect hands to make perfect pretzels! ... I think I would have a ring-themed ceremony since the most important thing in the ceremony is the ring that would go on my perfect hand! You know, ring-shaped centerpieces, giant posters of my hand everywhere..."
-One of the Yale Exit Players* at a school assembly
*Sorry for the asterisks. I like them. The Yale Exit Players are Yale's oldest improv theatre group - the name Exit stands for Experimental Improvisational Theater, I believe. They're fantastic. Sadly, I was forced to miss their improv workshop afterward because of a math project I could've done in my sleep. Sighhhh.
I'm so disappointed! I missed The Yale Exit Players show but went for the improv class. Everyone says the show was so good. To be honest, you didn't miss much, not attending the class.
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