Eragon: MAH BACK
Saphira: R U OK MAN
Eragon: NOPE
Eragon: BUT NEWAY
ERAGON: UR TOTZ AWESOME
Saphira: THX U 2
Eragon: *eats food*
Eragon: *loves Arya dramatically from afar, make me gag*
Oromis, Murtagh, Nasuada, Arya: *are there for vague plot reasons*
I feel very intelligent now because I summarized the entire 667-page book within those eight badly-spelled lines.
Should I watch the Anna Karenina movie? Should I not? Is this really the deepest crisis I've had all week? OH NO WAIT IT ISN'T. That was when I was trying to decide whether to buy a gorgeous leather-bound copy of Asimov's Foundation trilogy or Shada and got Shada and was disappointed and am now deeply conflicted about my ability to make appropriate decisions.
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